Accidental Fire Elixir - Terms of Service

By using our site, you agree to these totally-not-made-up terms of service:

We reserve the right to set off your pants on fire at any given moment.
We are not responsible for any burns or emotional trauma caused by said pants.
We may use our patented "Accidental Fire Elixir" technology to make your cat laugh, but not really.

By continuing to navigate this website, you are also agreeing to the following:

To wear a fire-proof jumpsuit at all times while using our site.
To bring your own fire extinguisher, because we're not responsible for that either.
To not sue us if you get lost in the labyrinthine halls of our website.

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