Welcome to the premier resource for learning the art of causing unintended harm to oneself and others. Here, you'll discover the fundamentals of tripping over your own feet, spilling coffee on your shirt, and other timeless classics.
Spilling is a fundamental skill that every accidental maimer must master. It's a delicate balance of liquid velocity and gravitational forces.
Spilling: The Basics of GravityTrip over your own feet with confidence. Master the subtleties of spatial awareness and momentum.
Tripping: The Art of Losing Your BalanceLearn how to set off the fire alarm while trying to cook a frozen pizza. A crucial skill for any accidental maimer.
Fire Safety for the ClumsyRemember, practice makes perfect. May your limbs and dignity suffer in the name of art.