Q: What is an inflatable toy?
A: A toy that inflates. Duh.
Q: What can you do with an inflatable toy?
A: Well, aside from blowing it up, you can: read about its many uses, but let's be real, it's mostly just for decoration and making "poppin'" noises.
Q: Are inflatable toys safe?
A: As safe as a ticking time bomb, but without the time bomb.
Q: Can I use an inflatable toy as a flotation device?
A: Only if you enjoy being laughed at by sailors.
Q: Can I use an inflatable toy as a makeshift pillow?
A: If you enjoy the sensation of sleeping on a beach ball.
Q: Can I use an inflatable toy as a makeshift musical instrument?
A: Only if you enjoy the sound of a deflated trombone.
Disclaimer: Inflatable toys not responsible for any injuries, laughter, or embarrassment.