I woke up this morning to find myself in a sea of ill-fitting pants. It was as if the fabric of reality had torn apart, spilling an ocean of ill-conceived hemlines across the landscape.
At first, I thought it was just a bad dream, but as I stumbled through the wreckage of my closet, I realized the horror was all too real.
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Stay safe out there, and remember: always read the size chart.