Step 1: Pretend to be a responsible adult. Check your phone for any "urgent" notifications. Realistically, it's just your mom asking when you're going to get a job.
Step 2: Stare blankly at the ceiling, contemplating the meaning of life. This usually lasts for at least 20 minutes, but can go up to several hours.
Step 3: Create an elaborate fantasy world in your head. Imagine you're the king of a mystical land, ruling over a kingdom of pillows and blankets.
Step 4: Take a 10-minute power nap. Wake up to find you've forgotten your name, address, and the fact that pants are a thing.
Justifying Sleep-In Tactics for when family members or spouses start asking questions.
Over the Shoulder Snoozing for the ultimate in stealthy sleeping techniques.