It was supposed to be a routine meeting, but things took a turn when the CEO lit the conference room on fire.
Panicked coworkers fled as the flames engulfed the office. Some tried to use the fire extinguishers, but they were all out of commission. Others attempted to put out the fire with a firehose from the lobby, but it was a futile effort. The sprinkler system, it seems, was never installed.
As the fire raged on, our brave hero, John, rushed in to save the day. Or, at the very least, to grab his laptop and some snacks from his desk.
In the end, it was all just a big mess. The office was destroyed, and everyone was left with a bad case of PTSD.
But hey, at least the company's insurance covered it. And the CEO got a good story out of it.