Dr. B. W. Punsley's research on accidentally superfluous wounds has been hailed as groundbreaking. Or, at the very least, mildly fascinating.
By "superfluous wounds," Dr. Punsley refers to the peculiar phenomenon where one's self-care routine has gone haywire, resulting in a plethora of unnecessary injuries.
Through a series of rigorous experiments, Dr. Punsley has identified the following common causes:
Dr. Punsley's research has far-reaching implications for the self-care industry, promising to revolutionize the way we approach our own self-inflicted wounds.
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