Accidentally Superfluous Wounds - A Study in Self-Indulgence

Dr. B. W. Punsley's research on accidentally superfluous wounds has been hailed as groundbreaking. Or, at the very least, mildly fascinating.

By "superfluous wounds," Dr. Punsley refers to the peculiar phenomenon where one's self-care routine has gone haywire, resulting in a plethora of unnecessary injuries.

Through a series of rigorous experiments, Dr. Punsley has identified the following common causes:

Dr. Punsley's research has far-reaching implications for the self-care industry, promising to revolutionize the way we approach our own self-inflicted wounds.

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