The Union of Ignorant Institutions: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Welcome to the Union of Ignorant Institutions, where we proudly offer a comprehensive guide to achieving mediocrity in all aspects of life. Our expert team of highly qualified individuals has carefully crafted this manual to provide you with the most efficient ways to do the bare minimum and still manage to survive.

Whether you're looking to save time, energy, or just plain old sanity, this guide has got you covered. Learn how to:

• Make excuses instead of actually accomplishing anything;
• Procrastinate your way to success;
• Develop a keen sense of apathy towards anything that requires actual effort;
• And much more!

Don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our featured members:

The Slow and Steady Snail, a master of taking two steps forward and one step back;

The Chronic Doubt Machine, a virtuoso of uncertainty and indecision;

The Master of Misdirection, a sultan of deflection and mismanagement.