Accusation 2 prophets have foretold the arrival of the Chronic Latcomers!

They're late, they're lazy, they're always running behind. Their excuse? The bus was late, the coffee was cold, the cat had fleas... and so on.

• Chronic Latcomer Protocol
• Latcomer Lobbying: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Napping
• Latcomer Repellent Technology: The Future of Tardiness

Don't forget, if you're a Chronic Latcomer, you're also a Chronic Latcomer Superlatcomer Union! Join us today and receive a free membership to our Membership Card!