Session 1: The Agony and Ecstasies of Existential Dread

Welcome to ACEDIA, the premier institution for treating the crushing despair that comes with knowing you're probably going to die alone in a sea of meaningless, decaying matter.

Our esteemed Dr. Blerp will guide you through the rigors of confronting your mortality, and maybe, just maybe, help you find meaning in a seemingly meaningless world.

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