Achievement 3: Developing a Passion for Doing the Bare Minimum
Congratulations! You've achieved level 3. You're now a pro at doing just enough to get by.
As a proud achiever, you're entitled to the following rewards:
- A certificate of participation in a course on "The Art of Doing Nothing"
- A complimentary subscription to a monthly delivery of stale, day-old pizza
- A personalized achievement badge featuring a picture of a cat in a hammock