Congratulations, Code Wizard! You've reached the pinnacle of coding achievement: 1000 years of caffeine-fueled coding.
You've managed to write 1,000,000 lines of code, 500,000 of which are commented out.
Your desk is a graveyard of empty energy drink cans, crushed up snack packets, and a few scattered keyboard keys.
You've got a permanent tan from staring at screens, and your social skills are non-existent.
But don't worry, you're not alone! You're part of the proud tradition of coders who've spent their lives in front of a screen and their nights in a haze of coffee-fueled despair.
Here's to many more years of coding, drinking, and wondering where it all went wrong.