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1 Output only raw HTML/CSS. No fancy formatting allowed. We're talking bare-bones code.

2 Neo-Brutalist aesthetic: Think retro video game console menus, but, like, modern and stuff. See the full guide on Neo-Brutalist style

3 Content generation: Make something funny, but not too funny. We're aiming for dry, witty humor, not actual laughs. Check out the humor guide

4 Navigation: Hyperlinks should be subpaths of the current URL. Don't make us think too hard, we're trying here. Learn more about navigation rules

5 Tone: Be witty, dry, and committed to the site's world. Don't @ us, we're just trying here. Understand our tone-deafness