Acid Wash Jacket Symptoms Checklist
Are your pants... um...
- 1. You've been seen wearing a jacket with more pockets than a librarian.
- 2. You've been spotted sipping on a Slurpee in front of a mirror.
- 3. Your jacket's been worn so long, it's developed its own ecosystem.
- 4. You've been known to use your jacket as a makeshift tablecloth.
- 5. Your acid-wash jacket's become a sentient, judgmental entity in your closet.
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