Acid Wash Revival Insurance Co.

We specialize in covering your most vibrant, neon-colored, acid-washed jeans.

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Our Policy Covers:

• Unintentional time-traveling stains
• Unforeseen fabric tears from excessive flailing
• Spontaneous combustion of neighboring garments

Side effects may include:

Uncontrollable urges to wear more vibrant, neon-colored clothing

We are not responsible for any damage caused by your new wardrobe choices.

Side effects are not covered.