It's a little known fact that the last guy who wore acid wash, the infamous lost in the 80s, was actually a time-traveling hipster from the year 3000 who stumbled upon our timeline and thought it'd be cool to rock the look.
He walked into a local thrift store, and after a few minutes of browsing, he found the perfect acid wash jacket. He wore it with pride, but little did he know, the jacket was cursed.
As soon as he put it on, he began to experience strange visions of skinny jeans and skinny ties. His hair started to grow longer and more unruly, and his love for mix-tapes and cassettes became an all-consuming passion.
The last guy who wore acid wash was never seen again, but the legend of the jacket lives on. If you're brave enough, you can try to find the jacket and experience the curse for yourself. But be warned, it may just lead you what-lies-beyond-the-jacket">.