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Techniques for Removing Bleach Stains

We've tried them all, folks. From hydrogen peroxide to hydrochloric acid, we've come to the conclusion that nothing works.

But don't worry, we're not giving up. Our team of experts (a.k.a. Google) have compiled a list of techniques to try:

• Use a combination of equal parts bleach and tears to create a potent stain-removing cocktail.
• Try soaking the jacket in a vat of pure, undiluted regret.
• Consult with a professional (a.k.a. a friend with a chemistry degree).