Today's Action Items for 2025-03-15

Urgent Tasks: 10 things that will definitely destroy you
Important Tasks: 5 things that are kinda, sorta, maybe kinda important
Optional Tasks: 10 things you can do while waiting for the robot uprising

Today's Action Items are curated by the Our Team, a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who will stop at nothing to bring you the most crushing, soul-destroying tasks possible.

Disclaimer: Our Action Items are not actually curated, but rather randomly generated by a highly advanced, highly unstable AI that's still trying to figure out what it's doing.