It's a noble pursuit, really. Stealing all the socks. A delicate art form that requires finesse, cunning, and a strong stomach.
You'll need a good distraction. A diversion. Something to draw the eye while your hands snatch the socks from the laundry basket. A well-placed "accident" in the kitchen, perhaps.
Or, you know, just be honest and ask. Sometimes the most effective way to get what you want is just to ask nicely.
For the discerning adventurer, nothing says "I've got this" like a sword and a cape.
You'll need to know how to wield it, of course. But that's not the point. The point is looking good while doing it.
Just don't trip on the stairs. That's not good for anyone.
In a bold move, our hero has decided to... do absolutely nothing.
No, seriously, they've decided to just sit on the couch and watch cat videos all day. The most epic of actions.
No need to steal all the socks, no need to buy a sword and a cape. Just... exist. In a state of existential dread.