Active Voice 101: The Art of Being a Human

Are you tired of being a passive-aggressive, couch-surfing robot? Do you want to be the kind of human who actually does stuff and gets things done? Welcome to Active Voice 101, where you'll learn the art of being a human who doesn't make everyone want to pull their hair out.

Module 1: The Fundamentals of Humaning

1. Get off the couch. Now.
2. Stop using your "I'm not a morning person" as an excuse. You are a morning person. Just like the sun.
3. Learn to use a map. And a compass. And a knife. And a spoon.

And that's just the beginning! Stay tuned for more exciting modules, like:

• Active Voice 201: The Art of Being a Human (Continued)
• Human Hygiene 101: Because, Let's Face It, You Need To