Galactic Glow Sticks: Intergalactic Dance Party Preparation

Get ready for the cosmic rave of a lifetime!

As a seasoned intergalactic dancer, you're probably aware of the importance of proper glow stick preparation. This is the most crucial step before entering the alpha-rave.

Here's a step-by-step guide to get your glow sticks in top condition:

• Step 1: Surgically implant glow-injected micro-chips into your skin
• Step 2: Feed your glow sticks a diet of pure, unadulterated space-rainbow
• Step 3: Subject your glow sticks to intense, intergalactic meditation