Neo-Brutalist Activities Schedule

Today's Events:

11:00 AM - Extreme Ironing Competition

Watch the most intense ironing session in the history of Neo-Brutalism as we iron a 5000 sq ft area of linen in under 2 hours.

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1:00 PM - Mandatory Binge-Watching of 80's Soap Operas

Get your daily dose of excessive drama and bad wigs as we binge-watch an entire season of "Dynasty" in one sitting.

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4:00 PM - The Great Wall of Text

Join us for an afternoon of writing the longest, most confusing, and most unnecessarily complex text ever written.

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