OLYMPICS HISTORY
The OLYMPICS is a time-honored tradition of competition and excess. It's a celebration of human achievement, a showcase of athleticism, and a excuse to make fun of our own mortality.
From the original Olympic Games of ancient Greece, where the gods themselves were said to participate, to the Modern Olympics, where athletes wear neon spandex and pretend to be gods.
It's a spectacle of human endeavor, a testament to our capacity for greatness, and a reminder that, no matter how hard we try, we're all just a bunch of sweaty, overpaid, pompous asses.