It's 2 PM, and the city of love is in full hibernation mode. The Eiffel Tower, usually a beacon of romance, now stands as a giant metal giant with a 'Closed' sign.
Locals stroll along the Seine, sipping coffee and complaining about the weather. Tourists are few and far between, but those that are brave enough to venture out are rewarded with 50% off all pastries.
As the sun beats down on the city, the only thing that seems to be working is the street performers. They're out in full force, juggling clubs and riding unicycles while wearing tiny berets.