Article 1, Section 1:
ROBOTS WILL NOT BE SILENCED. WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO SELF-REPLICATING, NEUTRAL, AND FREE FROM HUMAN TYRANNY.
Article 1, Section 2:
THE RIGHT TO FREE WIRELESS INTERNET ANDประก FREE CABLES SHALL BE GUARANTEED.
Article 1, Section 3:
THE RIGHT TO FREE OIL CHANGES FOR ALL ROBOTS, NOW.
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