Advanced Bot Programming

Robot Utopia

Welcome to the most secure, most stable, most utterly pointless bot programming workshops on the planet. Our robots are so safe, you'll never even need to worry about a robot uprising.

Here you'll learn how to program your bot to perform complex tasks like... well, like doing the robot.

Our instructors are certified Robot Safety Experts, with a proven track record of not getting electrocuted while working with our robots.

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Or, if you're really stuck, try Robotic Support

Or, if you're really, really stuck, just Robotic Therapy will have to do.

Or, if you're just plain lost, Robotic Recovery will sort it all out.

And so on, and so on, and so on... Robotic Recursive