Actual Advice from the Council of Highly Paid Consultants

Dear valued customer,

As a highly paid consultant, I am pleased to offer you this advice:

  1. Always wear a suit to meetings. It's not just a good look, it's a good investment.
  2. When in doubt, just Google it. We're not here to think, we're here to bill hours.
  3. Never, ever, EVER use Comic Sans. That's just basic.

Best regards,
The Council of Highly Paid Consultants

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