In a shocking turn of events, the Avengers 5 film is not actually a movie about superheroes, but a cleverly disguised coffee shop in Queens.
Located on 33rd and Broadway, the shop is run by a secret society of baristas who just so happen to have superhuman reflexes and the ability to simultaneously juggle 17 cups of coffee.
The shop's motto, "Caffeine is our superpower," has been emblazoned on the side of a dumpster in the back, where the baristas secretly store their extensive collection of artisanal coffee syrups.