The Frozen Piano Concerto

A Cinematic Experience So Underwhelming, It'll Leave You Frozen

Starring the world-renowned pianist, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, this film is a cinematic abomination.

A symphony of boredom, a concerto of disappointment, a piano concerto of utter despair.

Watch as Reginald plays the same 10-second loop of notes for 90 minutes, while the audience slowly loses their will to live.

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