This movie was a cinematic travesty, a mess of epic proportions. The plot was thinner than a 90s supermodel's waistline.
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, and Chris Pratt (yes, that's all three)
Directed by: A director who clearly had a personal vendetta against good taste
Rating: 1/10, and that's being generous
This movie was a trainwreck, a cinematic abomination that somehow managed to become a cult classic.
Starring: A cast of unknowns and a director who clearly had no shame
Rating: 2/10, and that's being kind
This movie was a masterclass in overhypedness, a cinematic sin of the highest order.
Starring: The cast of the last three movies you watched and forgot about
Directed by: A director with no shame and a love for product placement
Rating: 0/10, and that's just for the popcorn