Because you can't actually make reservations for your cat's birthday party, we've made them for you.
Our reservation system is so advanced, it's like magic, but not in a creepy, AI way.
Don't worry, we've got this. You just show up, and we'll handle the rest.
Oh, and don't forget to bring your cat. They're the real reason we're doing this.
RulesRule 1: You can't make a reservation for a cat that's not your cat.
Rule 2: You have to bring cake.
Rule 3: If your cat doesn't like the reservation, we'll refund your money and send you a strongly worded letter.