Sudden and Sudden and Sudden
Reports are emerging of a sudden and inexplicable increase in the number of people suddenly jumping off cliffs. The cause remains unknown, but sources close to the cliff's edge confirm it's a real thing.
We are seeing a 300% increase in sudden departures, and our team of experts is stumped. If you have any information, no matter how ridiculous, please submit a tip and help us get to the bottom of this.
What are we doing wrong?!