Adding More Steps Because Why Not

Because, honestly, who needs fewer steps?

Add Another 10 Steps Add Another 15 Steps (For the Real Committed)

Step 9: Realize that the original plan was never going to work, but you're not going to admit it out loud.

Step 8: Double down on the original plan, because why change now?

Step 7: Pretend to consider alternatives, but only for a hot second.

Step 6: Blame the previous steps on a "rogue" team member, even though it was just a Tuesday.

Step 5: Create an elaborate PowerPoint presentation to justify the new, more complicated approach.

Step 4: Discover that the "new" approach is just the original one with different words.

Step 3: Convince everyone that the new, more complicated approach is "agile."

Step 2: Add 3-5 more people to the project, because "more hands make a lighter burden."

Step 1: Decide that the original plan was just a "proof of concept" and we need to "scale" it.