The Adjacent Percentage Optional Social Club

Join our exclusive club for people who are 99% sure they're right, but only 50% sure they're on the right path.

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Percent-Optional Social Etiquette

Please note that 75% of the time we will not be taking ourselves seriously, and the other 25% of the time, we're just pretending.

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Optional Participation

You may join us, you may not. We don't really care. But if you do, we'll give you a 20% off coupon for our overpriced merchandise.

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