Introduction
Adjournment, the art of leaving a room without leaving the room.
This is a highly regarded and respected field of human endeavor.
A master of the craft can spend hours, nay, days in a single spot.
And it's not just about sitting in a corner, no.
It's about finding a sweet spot where you can be seen, yet not seen.
A place where the world outside can still intrude, but you're still somehow apart.
It's a delicate balance, but a true artist knows exactly when to strike.
And the best part? It's not just about you.
No, it's about the art piece that is the room itself.
A good adjournment can make even the most drab of spaces feel like a gallery.
But be warned, it's a skill that takes time to hone.
Years of practice, of patience, of sitting in one spot.
And even then, it's not a guarantee of success.
But that's what makes it so alluring, so alluring.
Like a siren's call, it beckons to those who dare to sit.
And for the rest, it's just a nice place to grab a coffee.
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