Adjournment in the Classroom: The Art of Leaving

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Or, you know, just leave.

Causes of Adjournment:

Uncontrollable giggling fit
Unresolved math problems
Unfulfilled snack requests
Unavoidable cafeteria food fights
What Adjournment in the Classroom means

Symptoms of Adjournment:

Excessive sighing
Rapidly dwindling motivation
Uncontrollable daydreaming
Unrestrained eye-rolling
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Consequences of Adjournment:

Lack of homework completion
Reduced social skills
Increased risk of detention
Lower GPA
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What to do instead:

Daydream about your future
Play video games in the hallway
Snooze at your desk
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Acknowledgments:

Special thanks to the students of Room 314 for their... enthusiasm.