Adjournment in the Media: A Guide to Not Showing Up

Are you tired of being punctual? Do you find the concept of being on time to be utterly so last season?

Look no further, friend! Our comprehensive guide to adjournment in the media will show you how to turn that pesky "on time" into a distant memory.

Why Not Show Up?

Save energy: No need to waste precious time and calories on commuting.
Reduce stress: Who needs the anxiety of being on schedule, anyway?
Enjoy the thrill of the "what if": Will I make it on time? Will I get there before the deadline? The suspense is exhilarating!

Practice your excuses: "Traffic," "car trouble," "sudden case of the Mondays" - the possibilities are endless!
Learn to love the art of procrastination: Turn your tasks into a delightful puzzle, and relish the thrill of the delay.
Develop a keen sense of timing: Know exactly when to arrive, and when to leave - just kidding, who needs precision?

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Or, you know, just don't.