Adjournment Sociology 101: The Art of Leaving

Welcome to Adjournment Sociology 101, where we learn to leave things. Yes, you heard that right. Leave things. It's an art form, really. Our esteemed professor, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, will guide you through the intricacies of abandoning your laundry, your loved ones, and your lunch plans. All in the pursuit of becoming a master leaver.

Our curriculum covers the basics:

• Leaving with Style
• Abandoning Your Loved Ones
• Leaving without a Second Thought
• Leaving your Lunch Plans