Adjournment As Gerunds: The Unsettling of a Motion

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a motion in adjournment, must be in want of a good adjournment.

But, in the case of adjournment as gerunds, the motion is not just a motion, it's a state of mind. It's a condition, a disease, a plague upon our collective consciousness.

Causes of the Adjournment

Causes include:

Too many meetings.
Too much coffee.
Too much PowerPoint.

Symptoms of the Adjournment

Symptoms include:

Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop.
Feeling like you're trapped in a world of endless meetings.
Feeling like you're losing your mind.

Diagnoses of the Adjournment

Diagnoses include:

Adjournitis.
Gerund Syndrome.
Meeting-itis.

And, if you suspect you or someone you know may be suffering from Adjournment As Gerunds, do not hesitate to seek professional help. There is hope for recovery, but it's a long and difficult road.

Or, you know, just take a deep breath, and remember: it's all just a story...