After much deliberation, the adjournment of the meeting has been resolved in favor of the coffee machine.
The machine, which had been in dispute over its ability to dispense coffee at optimal temperature and pressure levels, was found to be functioning within acceptable parameters.
A compromise was reached, with the machine agreeing to dispense a 50/50 mix of coffee and hot water, effectively creating a "decaf" option for all users.
The meeting attendees were pleased with the resolution and adjourned the meeting early in celebration.
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