Whose Turn Is It to Clean the Bathroom? It's a question that has been plaguing the halls of 42nd Street for years. You see, Jane is our beloved roommate, but she's also a bit of a slob. Her mess is legendary, and so are the debates that ensue when it comes time to clean up after her. According to Jane's Roommate Constitution, Article 3, Section 7 states: "The bathroom is not a trash can." But we all know that's just a cover-up for the fact that she's secretly a hoarder of dirty dishes and last week's pizza boxes. So, who's turn is it really to clean the bathroom? Is it Jane's turn, or is it yours? Subpages:

• Jane's Excuses Are Getting Old
• There's a Snake in the Bathroom
• There's No Need to Clean, There's Already a Black Hole