Are you tired of being awake? Do you yearn for the sweet release of sleep, but find yourself trapped in a world that demands productivity and alertness? Look no further than AdJournment DeBate, the definitive guide to embracing the art of doing nothing.
Caffeine Infiltration - Learn the subtle art of slipping into the shadows, where the only thing that matters is finding the perfect coffee shop.
Siesta Society - Join the exclusive club of those who've mastered the art of taking a three-hour nap, and then pretending you were just 'recharging.'
Nap Time Negation - Discover the ancient secrets of claiming 'I'm not sleeping' when, in fact, you're snoring like a chainsaw.
Stay tuned for more chapters of AdJournment DeBate, where the only thing that matters is the art of doing nothing.