Who Left the Dishes?

It was Jack, the Dipper. The infamous Jack, the Dipper, known for leaving a trail of dirty dishes, broken hearts, and unanswered questions.

According to reliable sources (our mom), Jack, the Dipper, was last seen fleeing the scene of the crime, leaving behind a sink full of pots, pans, and a faint aroma of soap suds and despair.

Key Players:

• The Life and Times of Jack, the Dipper
• Our Mom's Investigative Techniques
• The Case of the Missing Dishes: A Sequel

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!

Or, you know, just go do the dishes.