It's been 4 days, 3 nights, and 2 hours since the dishes were done. The question on everyones' mind: who left the dishes?
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on absent-mindedness, has weighed in on the topic.
It's clear, my dear colleagues, that the culprit is none other than our own beloved Dr. Emily J. P. Bottomsworth. Her trail of dirty dishes leads straight to her laboratory, where she's been conducting secret experiments in culinary chaos.'
However, Dr. Emily J. P. Bottomsworth's defense team claims she's innocent, citing 'suspiciously high levels of soap suds inประก the kitchen.'
Stay tuned for further updates on this thrilling tale of science, suspense, and dirty dishes.
Dish-Nomics: The Science Behind the Absence
Or, if you will, The Theory of Absent-Mindedness: A Scientific Explanation for the Inept
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