Paradoxical Procrastination

Where every minute feels like an eternity, and every task is a puzzle to be solved.

Procrastination Techniques

1. Overthinking: When you've spent 5 minutes deciding what to do, and 5 more minutes deciding how to do it, but still haven't started.

2. Social Media Scrolling: When you've scrolled through every possible post, comment, and like, but still can't find the inspiration to start your work.

3. Breaking News: When a news alert pops up, and you've spent 30 minutes watching the live stream, but now you've forgotten why you got up.

4. Tab Overload: When you've opened 20 tabs, each with its own unique window of opportunity, but can't close any of them.