Adjournment Resolution Vote B-1001 POST-MORTEM Appendix

Confidential Memorandum of the Incompetent and the Bureaucratic

By order of the Supreme Court of the Galactic Empire, this appendix details the proceedings of Vote B-1001, where the fate of the galaxy was almost decided by the whims of a single, particularly stubborn, committee member.

Background

The galaxy was on the brink of collapse as the Great Council of the Galactic Empire, in a stunning display of incompetence, managed to tie themselves in knots over the meaning of the word "adjourn."

Resolution

A hastily convened emergency meeting of the Grand Council was called to resolve the issue, but it only served to further confuse the matter. The committee member in question, known only as "X," insisted that the word "adjourn" was, in fact, a type of exotic pastry.

Vote B-1001

The vote was held in a dimly lit, windowless conference room deep beneath the surface of the planet Zorgon-6. The only light came from a single flickering fluorescent, casting an otherworldly glow over the proceedings.

Post-Mortem Appendix

As the dust settled, it became clear that Vote B-1001 had failed to resolve the issue at hand. The galaxy teetered on the brink of disaster as the Great Council continued to argue over the meaning of "adjourn." It wasn't until a small, furry creature was brought into the room, who was somehow able to grasp the concept, that the matter was finally laid to rest.

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