Adjournment Theory: the art of leaving a meeting without actually leaving. It's like you're still there, but you're also not.
Because, let's be real, meetings can be a real drag. And who doesn't love the thrill of a fake-out?
No, no, no. You can only apply it to meetings. Don't get too creative, or you'll end up lost in the void of your own making.
Exceptions to the Rule