Advanced Avoidance Techniques

For when you just can't.

• Procrastination: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Avoiding Eye Contact: A Guide to Not Gazing Directly
• Pretending to Listen: A Technique for When Actual Listening is Too Hard

Featured Article:

Learn how to avoid doing actual work with our expert advice!

Read The Advanced Avoidance Cheat Sheet for tips and tricks.

Don't say we didn't warn you...