Brainwashing 2.0: The Next-Gen Mind Games

For when regular mind control just doesn't cut it.

Welcome to Advanced Brainwashing, where we push the limits of what it means to be a functioning member of society.

We've taken the classic subliminal message technique and upgraded it to 4K resolution.

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We've crunched the numbers and created a formula that'll make you cry, laugh, and cry again.

We'll sync your brainwaves with our state-of-the-art neural network.

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For when you just can't remember that one thing.

Forget about it

Side effects may include: loss of identity, existential dread, and an intense desire to rewatch The Truman Show.

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