Advanced Bulletproofing Techniques

A comprehensive guide to making your home, your car, and your relationships bulletproof.

Warning: The following methods have not been scientifically proven to work.

But they should, right?

Physical Protective Cushioning

A layer of foam and rubber on all furniture and appliances.

Emotional Mesh Screening

A social filter that catches and blocks all negative emotions.

Financial Shield Implantation

A small, invisible chip implanted in the brain that prevents overspending.